Ass(Mule) Worshipping Hebrews

by Ravyn 23 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • cat1759
    cat1759

    Rayvn great thread.

    With so many Gods which one is right? Emmelda Marcos "Which shoes should I wear today."

    Today I am going to choose between jackass, hardass, dumbass, smartass, kickass, horse's ass...

    With all these choices I decided to go with dumbass, seeing my ex today. Yes I worship his smartass attitude because when I get done he look's like a horse's ass because of his jackass attitude that allows me to become the kickass woman I was always meant to be but never had the baal ass balls.

    Just teasing. Time to not worry about what God I might worship because that would take away from my shoe shopping.

    There are times I get tired of debating about which God is right, or which God is stronger. I am picking up my ball and going home.

    Cathy

  • logansrun
    logansrun

    Ravyn,

    Great thread. Can I still bite you?

    mizpah,

    Ass.

    Bradley

  • Ravyn
    Ravyn

    Dear Bradley,

    this week you can bite me wherever you wish. It seems my A$$ is being reserved for a couple of others on another thread.

    Ravyn, Lady of Anthrax

  • Francois
    Francois

    I've always been an ass man myself. I find that boob men tend to red-neckism for the most part, the thinkers among us however, do like that gluteus maximus.

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