December 31, 2016 BOE Re: 2017 Annual Meeting and Warwick/Wallkill Dedication Program
by wifibandit 11 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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sir82
Yay!
3.5 hours of :
-- Watching Herd slip further into dementia
-- Wondering how much damage the button flying off Sanderson's bulging jacket would cause anyone unlucky enough to sit in the front row
-- Anticipating if this is the talk when Losch is so boring he puts himself to sleep
-- Trying to figure out just how much repressed homosexual desire Morris is hiding behind that sneer
Can't wait!
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3rdgen
Sir 82, Obviously this won't be your first rodeo. :)
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FedUpJW
In due course, technical requirements for receiving the program will be provided
In other words, you have time to beg the LDC to let you spend some of your own money to install over-priced, unneeded audio video equipment, followed by months of begging the flock to GIVE MORE and then beating them for not ever giving enough.
Damned greedy bastards!!
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ToesUp
Oh....this is something all the little ass kissers look forward too. Another anticipated JW event.
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sparrowdown
Technical requirements for receiving the program...?
An altar, a goat's head mask, and a cup of blood perhaps?
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LevelThePlayingField
You all are just too much fun. I dig the laughs. What would we do with out Watchtower.
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Sanchy
Sir82 you made my day.. Thank you!
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RULES & REGULATIONS
Dear Brothers:
This fine 3.5 hour has been reported to cause excessive daytime sleepiness. Brothers have fallen asleep without warning, anywhere, anytime. For example, you may suddenly nod off while listening to our brothers give monotone talks. You may sleep for a few minutes or up to a half-hour before awakening and feeling refreshed, but eventually you may fall asleep again.
You also may experience decreased alertness throughout the day. Excessive daytime sleepiness usually is the first symptom to appear and is often the most troublesome, making it difficult for you to concentrate and fully function.
We have a coffee station and wet towels for those who may need to wake up and get their brain back in working order.Please use only one towel per person!
YOUR BROTHERS
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OUTLAW
Annual Meeting and Warwick/Wallkill Dedication Program
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