New Letter: Announcements and Reminders

nowwhat?

Dear brothers,
We are pleased to announce a change in the announcements!......
Attn. Congregation secretary, Please do not post this on the congregation bulletin board .
DesirousOfChange

The first part of the form will contain information for the elders only. If there are announcements for the congregation, these will appear on a separate page of the form. Instructions on the form will indicate which announcements are to be read to the congregation and/or posted on the information board when applicable
Anyone want to take a guess on how many times the wrong shit will be read to the entire Congregation? That will be just too simple to f&ck up.