Okay, I am seriously pissed!
My boyfriends birthday is coming up. Naturally, I racked my brain at what to give him, cuz a girl wants to give something nice, right? Now, he has everything he wants, but I remembered him talking about a specific cake he would like to have for his birthday, months ago. Quite a naughty cake as well. So I searched and found a bakery that was willing to make one according to the specifics I gave them. I also searched, and found a cake-plate from the seventies, cuz my man collects stuff from that period. I came into the bakery often enough that in the end all the employers there recognized me the moment I stepped in, and would tell me immediately how the progress for *my* cake was....
Sigh.
Since my boyfriend is not in this beautiful country, on his actual birthday, I told him to save this day for me. Today. I picked up the cake, handled it with utmost care, and was wondering when my man would come to my house, or be home, whatever, so that I could give the thing to him. I phoned him, and got his bewildered "did we have plans for today?"
He had forgotten. Christ! I told him last Thursday to reserve Monday for me!! So then he tells me that he can't possible make it today, cuz he has made other plans. Plans he has made *today*.
Damn!
So now I have this cake in the fridge. I have no idea when my darling will be able to see the cursed thing. And frankly, right now I am pissed enough to throw it all away.
Cake, anyone?
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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer
Cake ... anyone? *insert cursing*
by Vivamus 25 Replies latest jw friends
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Vivamus
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Elsewhere
Awww! That's a naught cake!
Because he messed up, tell him that if he wants to have any of the cake, he has to give you one orgasm for each piece.
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Scully
Actually, Viv.....
Don't throw it away. He will not learn anything at all if you do that.
Instead, take all the little male people on the top of your cake, and stick pins in their manly parts.
Edible voodoo.
Love, Scully
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Vivamus
Oh my gawd, Else ... I'm LMAO at that suggestion.
And Scully, yours is brilliant.
Thanx for making me laugh at this, both of you.
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Scully
Viv...... I just hate seeing perfectly good marzipan go to waste....
Love, Scully
PS.... I'm curious about the hats, though... is that a Dutch thing??
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Vivamus
Yeah, women here regularly put on an orange hat when having sex.
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Actually, I donno! I didn't notice till now, Scully. I guess this was easier than making chocolatly hair for all the females.
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happyout
Wow, Viv, I would be well and truly pissed off. I don't know how I would handle it, but I would definitely think twice about just saving the cake for him. I guess it depends on when he would find time to come over. You could always throw a little "girl's night" type party, and have someone take a picture of you licking one of the little men. Then you could have the picture blown up so your man could see what he missed out on.
Happyout
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ESTEE
Joe Cocker Song:
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" ......gooooooood West Coast Swing Dance!!!!!!
Love it Viv!!!!!...
I can't believe your guy did that!!! ...His loss!!! ... What was he thinking!!!!
ESTEE
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Elsewhere
If your guy doesn't agree to the terms... then tell him that I'd be more than happy to "stand in" for him.
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Vivamus
And now I'm sitting all alone at home, with the plans for the evening cancelled *whines*
Else
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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer