Apologize to a cow (page 2)

lawrence

Apologize to a cow! Hell, I don't go to assemblies any longer.

Elsewhere

Be careful Orbiting... cows get too exited about people saying they love them.

This cow already wants a kiss!

Apologise for what?? They are brought into the world, given lots of food and drink, free medical care, a social life with a like minded herd, shelter and pleasant surrounds. If a little short, they've had a good life!

Stephanus, of the "prefers to think of his meat coming from trees" class (Bring on the genetic engineering!)

Stephanus

I love cows. They are some of my favorite animals.

True - they taste great!

Stephanus, of the "very fond of fuzzy animals, expecially with a side salad" class.

BoozeRunner

I feel better now. The cow was grateful, and presented itself to me as (I hope) you can see above.

Boozy

Vivamus

How about I apologize *after* I have eaten this Bic Mac that is in front of me as I type this?

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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer

Brummie

Ever tried fried udder with onions? blerk, me neither.

Brummie.

OrbitingTheSun

Awwwww! Elsewhere, that cow can have a kiss any day. It's so cute.

*Kisses the cow*

Vivamus

Done! I apologized!

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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer

Elsewhere

*** Jumps in front of the cow ***

[ Smoooooooch ]

Look everyone! Got got Orbiting to give me a kiss!!!

Apologize to a cow

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