That might make a good plot Heathen.
Here are a couple of accurate quotes for a short time ago. Perhaps Hamas appreciates reality more than Satire.
"I can you hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon!" -- George W. Bush standing in the rubble of the WTC
"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make: Either you are with us or you are with the terrorists. From this day forward, any nation that continues to harbor or support terrorism will be regarded by the United States as a hostile regime." -- George W. Bush
"States like these (Iraq, Iran, & North Korea), and their terrorist allies, constitute an axis of evil, arming to threaten the peace of the world. By seeking weapons of mass destruction, these regimes pose a grave and growing danger. They could provide these arms to terrorists, giving them the means to match their hatred. They could attack our allies or attempt to blackmail the United States. In any of these cases, the price of indifference would be catastrophic." -- George W. Bush