Why Aren't 2 and a Half Million JW's Not Sleeping Well at Night??? (page 2)

cat1759

Interesting and just a drive away!

They don't sleep at night because they are suppose to keep watch. 1Thessalonains 5:2

Cathy

tinkerbell82

elsewhere youre a cheeky monkey as well! ;)

run dont walk

because they stay up all night waiting for Armageddon.

micheal

Because there too busy performing their 567 different daily commands.

Elsewhere

Maybe they live in a country where they don't have enough air-conditioning. I know I can't sleep in a hot room.

tinkerbell82

The alfalfa picture and the monkey picture are making the EXACT same face..that is priceless!

if this little convention or whatever it is wasnt completely across the states from me, i'd so go.

blondie

Why only 2 1/2 million (why not all 6)?

tinkerbell82

maybe there's only 2.5 in the states?? i dont know, i failed to pick up on that. good point.

micheal

That 3.5 million are fornicating - so of course they sleep well.

Mary

"Why are an estimated 2 1/2 million Jehovah's Witnesses not sleeping well at night?"

I would say it probably because they're ~~all sexually frustrated~~ wondering if ~~faking~~ preaching 12 hours out in field service is really "giving their best" to ~~the Borg~~ Jehovah.

Why Aren't 2 and a Half Million JW's Not Sleeping Well at Night???

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