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Dutch District Overbeer
Timing Armageddon Fairly
by joelbear 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Vivamus
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StinkyPantz
Francois-
I'll work on that okay .
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Kenneson
JWs tell us that Armageddon is just around the corner. Problem is they don't tell us which corner.
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libra_spirit
Thier real heart condition? Come on, if your heart can change then aren't they all real? Someone needs to build a little biofeedback machine that can read your heart condition, actually I think that doctors do have a pretty good idea these days. I had one of those heart monitor tests, I think they read it pretty well. Why would I want some church to try to read my heart condition?
By the way it's really the elders who perform this wonderfully magical function, "reading hearts" in the JW's. Have you read the elders manual? If Jehovah is to time Armegeddon correctly he will have to check with them first! You know to be sure he's not violating any rules!
Actually one of our local elders has a pretty nasty heart condition. He almost died. I think it may have been his diet ...... Hmmmm. Anyway only Jehovah really knows, if that elder dies before Armegeddon then it will demonstraight his true heart condition, I hope Jehovah doesn't hold that against him.