First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden,
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and slender,
Round, slim and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he wispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two lovely hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, to make him grow bolder.
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing......................................
Then he added a mouth and ruined the whole f#**king thing