Nice folks generally, but their religion tends to cut into my day.
What I like about being a witness
by molybdenum 18 Replies latest social humour
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babygirl30
This post is the bees knees!! Had me LOL in the middle of breakfast...hahahaha. I agree 100%. -
JWdaughter
Wt free
You gotta give them credit for recycling a lot of ugly discarded suits!
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Magwitch
When I was 5 years old I was interviewed at a circuit assembly with my family about what I liked the best about being a JW. My scripted response was......"The ice cream at the 'semmblies"
Now they don't even have ice cream anymore.
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ShirleyW
The food and ice cream was my highlight at the assemblies too when I was a kid, what else is there for kids to look forward to after sitting 4 hours straight listening to old guys drone on about Jehooober.
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JWdaughter
The half frozen pudding was the only thing I looked forward to. Bringing our own TP was not a highlight. We all know that running out was not uncommon. . .drip drying doesnt always work, -
redpilltwice
When I was 5 years old I was interviewed at a circuit assembly with my family about what I liked the best about being a JW. My scripted response was......"The ice cream at the 'semmblies"
Now they don't even have ice cream anymore.
Magwitch, nowadays, the money for icecream is donated for kingdom work anyway. Makes children really happy. The Caleb and Sophia video's are so cool!
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Lieu
I liked being a slave to men who didn't know my name or gave one fuck about me.
So kewel!!!!
On a fixed income, I now get emergency food from Christendom and other food banks. When my place burned down, thank God for the Red Cross.
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FayeDunaway
What I liked, and the only things I liked, about being a witness don't exist anymore.
1. The pink songbook
2. The danishes at the DC.
3. The half frozen pudding! I actually loved that and have tried to replicate that same effect at home :).
4. The witness friends I grew up with. Yes, they left too. Which is awesome cuz now we are still friends.