My son just got a serious job offer

Lostandfound

Here in UK university's often have teaching English asasecond language for Chinese students ,possibly same in US, so when your son returns good job opportunities await. Best time to enjoy life free of mortgage, children etc so good luck to home, enjoy!
DJS

Excellent Captain,
I know you are proud. This reads like a young person's dream job!
DesirousOfChange

Your next fortune cookie will contain a different massage. ~ Nathan
Aren't fortune cookies Asian? I've read about what happens at the ending of an "Asian Massage".
Enjoy, Captain!
And congrats to your son! What a great life experience he will get to enjoy!
Doc
Captain Schmideo2

Actually, Fortune Cookies are not Asian, they were invented in San Francisco.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie
SonoftheTrinity

Great, he'll be able to afford a maid who spies for the CCP. If I wanted to sacrifice my freedom to teach English abroad, the money is bigger and faster in the Gulf States.