If ExJW's had a Theme Song....

by Frannie Banannie 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    would it go like this?.....

    They say the NEON LIGHTS are bright on (the) BROADway.....

    They say there's always music in the air.....

    But how ya gonna make some TIME....

    When you ain't got but one thin dime...

    And one thin dime won't even SHINE your SHOES.......

    Frannie B

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    If ExJW's had a Theme Song.... How about the theme song from "Gone With the Wind" (hey, it's late, it's a start....)

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL, Double.....how does that go?

    Frannie B

  • wasasister
    wasasister

    We've Gotta Get Out Of This Place

    by the Animals

    In this dirty old part of the Kingdom Hall, where the sun refuse to shine (because there's no windows)

    People tell me there ain't no use in trying
    Now, my girl, you're so young and pretty
    And one thing I know is true,
    You'll be a pioneer before your time is due, (I know)

    Watch the Governing Body in bed and dying
    Watch their hair been turning grey
    They've been working and faithful-slaving their lives away, (Oh yes I know)

    They've been working so hard
    Publisher's been working too baby, (every night and day)

      (Chorus)
      We've gotta get out of this place
      if it's the last thing we ever do
      We've gotta get out of this place
      Girl there's a better life for me and you

    Now my girl you're so young and pretty
    And one thing I know is true
    You'll be a Bethelite before your time is due, (I know it)

    Watch this generation in bed and dying
    Watch their hair been turning grey
    This Generation's been working and slaving their life away (I know)

    Been working so hard
    I've been working too baby,

      (Chorus)

    Somewhere baby
    Somehow I know it baby

      (Chorus)

    Believe me baby
    I know it baby
    You know it too

  • little witch
    little witch

    Highway To Hell....

    AC-DC

    BWaaaaahaaaaaahaaa

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Frannie,

    I haven't said it yet -- WELCOME to the forum !! I have been reading your posts with immense enjoyment.

    This subject (ex JW theme song) has been brought up before, and it's fun to see it again.

    Here is my choice:

    IT'S MY LIFE --- BON JOVI

    This ain't a song for the broken - hearted
    No silent prayer for the faith - departed
    I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
    You're gonna hear my voice
    When I shout it out loud

    Chorus:
    It's my life
    It's now or never
    I ain't gonna live forever
    I just want to live while I'm alive
    (It's my life)
    My heart is like an open highway
    Like Frankie said
    I did it my way
    I just wanna live while I'm alive
    It's my life

    This is for the ones who stood their ground
    For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
    Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
    Luck ain't even lucky
    Got to make your own breaks

    Chorus:
    It's my life
    And it's now or never
    I ain't gonna live forever
    I just want to live while I'm alive
    (It's my life)
    My heart is like an open highway
    Like Frankie said
    I did it my way
    I just want to live while I'm alive
    'Cause it's my life

    Better stand tall when they're calling you out
    Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

    Chorus:
    It's my life
    And it's now or never
    'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
    I just want to live while I'm alive
    (It's my life)
    My heart is like an open highway
    Like Frankie said
    I did it my way
    I just want to live while I'm alive

    Chorus:
    It's my life
    And it's now or never
    'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
    I just want to live while I'm alive
    (It's my life)
    My heart is like an open highway
    Like Frankie said
    I did it my way
    I just want to live while I'm alive
    'Cause it's my life!

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    OH - Frannie, one more thing --

    I found it amusing that you chose "On Broadway" for an exJW theme song.

    It's an old tune, and the most recent popular re-recording of the song was by that noted JW jazz guitarist/vocalist George Benson! Was that intentional?

  • shamus
    shamus

    How's about Cartman's song from southpark when he sings Kyle's mom's a bitch... only substitute the words! ****** = your elders name! *** is a prick, he's a big fat prick, he's the biggest prick in the whole wild world... *** is a prick, he's a big fat prick, he's the biggest prick in the whole wild world... **** is a prick prick prick, prick prick prick prick prick!!! **** is a prick he's a big fat prick, prick prick prick prick prick!!! OOOOOOHHHHH....

  • orbison11
    orbison11

    if they could see me now

    (kicking her legs above her head)

    da da da da da daaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    MY WAY - LIMP BIZKIT *oh yeah! *

    Check, check, check check... out my melody

    Special
    You think you're special
    You do
    I can see it in your eyes
    I can see it when you laugh at me
    Look down on me
    You walk around on me
    Just one more fight
    About your leadership
    And I will straight up
    Leave your s***
    Cause I've had enough of this
    And now I'm pissed

    Yeah
    This time I'm 'a let it all come out
    This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
    I'm 'a do things my way
    It's my way
    My way, or the highway

    Check out, check check... out my melody

    Just one more fight
    About a lot of things
    And I will give up everything
    To be on my own again
    Free again

    Yeah
    This time I'm 'a let it all come out
    This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
    I'm 'a do things my way
    It's my way
    My way, or the highway

    Some day you'll see things my way
    Cause you never know
    Where, you never know
    Where you're gonna go

    Check out, check check... out my melody

    Just one more fight
    And I'll be history
    Yes I will straight up
    Leave your shit
    And you'll be the one who's left
    Missing me

    Yeah
    This time I'm 'a let it all come out
    This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
    I'm 'a do things my way
    It's my way
    My way, or the highway

    Some day you'll see things my way
    Cause you never know
    Where, you never know
    Where you're gonna go

    Check out, check check... out my melody

    -

    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

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