Can a Man Cheat on his Wife with Himself? AsK Prudence.....

by teenyuck 32 Replies latest jw friends

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  Euphemism

  Uhm, actually, according to JW standards, maybe he would be cheating on his wife if he was masturbating?

  Depends.

  Officially, the reason that masturbation is wrong is because it involves sexual fantasizing, which is a violation of Mt 5:28. But if a married person masturbates, and thinks only about their mate, then there is technically nothing wrong with it, by published dubbie standards.

  If they fantasize about someone other than their mate, OTOH, then they are committing adultery in their heart.
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  willyloman

  Officially, the reason that masturbation is wrong is because it involves sexual fantasizing, which is a violation of Mt 5:28. But if a married person masturbates, and thinks only about their mate, then there is technically nothing wrong with it, by published dubbie standards.

  [...adding this to the long, long list of dub loopholes...]
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  El Kabong

  The poor man....just wants a little nooky and all he gets is the wife beating on the bathroom door

  Instead of beating on the door, maybe she should try beating something else.

  I mean, maybe she could give her husband a helping hand.
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  obiwan

  Maybe she could help him get a leg up!
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  maxwell

  Ditto on the dummies procreating. They're trying to get dummies and idiots into all kinds of things these days, you know those books.
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  rocketman

  Only if his left hand is willing to talk to the Judicial Committee.

  Love, Scully

  Oh man Scully, you've got me laughing!
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  rocketman

  No Porn and no R-rated movies.....not a family I'd want to be in.
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  Kenneson

  On the "right hand" and the "left hand." I thought you weren't supposed to let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.
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  wednesday

  He wants "it" 3x a day, and she has been providing "it". Now she is on her third pregancy. So i quess she has been taking care of his "needs".

  Good lord, enough is enough. The man has the hormones of a teenager..This woman should be grateful for his "hand" and get some rest.
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  SheilaM

  The man has the hormones of a teenager

  AND the problem with that is?????