Gopher-
You are my new best friend. . hehehe
by StinkyPantz 79 Replies latest jw friends
Gopher-
You are my new best friend. . hehehe
Obiwan-
We need to have a long chat my dear. . . StinyPantz, the longer the better! Gopher, gawd my sides are splitting, I really needed that this morning!
You put your left hand in? You put your right hand in????????
You said you were tight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops, did I just step over the line?
Steve
to obiwan:
Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.
Do you understand my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
Please demonstrate, I learn better by example
Les-
Lol. . That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Or do you need a demonstration?
No, but if you'd like to provide one anyway, Les, many of us would be happy to view.
*Voyuer Class*
I always thought it was a jump to the left
and then a step to the right.
Put your hand on your hips
and bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insaaaaane.
Oh wait, that's the time warp.
Never mind.
I guess I just can't remember that Sex thing.
oh well.
Actually, I agree with Huxley. I think that sex is great. I mean G-R-E-A-T . But, I also believe that a life of mind-blowing sex without any intellectual or emotional content would be a sorry one indeed. Actually, if I absolutely HAD to choose between a life of intellectual stimulation and no sex or sex and no i.s. I would have to choose the former. Fortunately, one does not need to make such an all or nothing decision (whew!).
Sex...ah, yes. I have to say this is one area in life where I have just nibbled a little bit. Funny, I took a "sexual energy" test yesterday and it predicted that I would have a total of nine sexual partners in my life, including the two I've already did the deed with. That leaves seven to go. Hmmm...I can think of at least two from this site that I wouldn't mind filling my quota (you know who you are ).
Bradley
So Logan,
Am I correct in deducing that if you had to chose, you'd take mental masturbation over copius copulations?
caveman