question of the day if Jesus on earth today and assuming he was a jw
by poopie 15 Replies latest jw friends
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sparrowdown
Not to mention the chick with the luxury oil, foot and hair fetish. DFing offense right there!
Can you imagine the JC.
"Now Jesus did she touch your whole foot? What about the piggies did she touch all five? Was the oil warm? Was her hair long and luxurious? Did you encourage her? Did you enjoy it?
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scratchme1010
question of the day if Jesus on earth today and assuming he was a jw, would he be disfelowshipped for talking to Df persons?
Yes, that is if somehow he becomes a JW or cares to be one.
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Chook
Poor bastard wouldn’t even qualify for microphone duties. He would certainly be disfellowshipped for questioning the slave . Conclusion he would crucified by the religious leader of the jw church.
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Moster
LOL - Sparrowdown; dang near spit out my coffee
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waton
He would be surfing champion of the world, surfing on mini waves with his bare feet, or 1 ft boards. (normal size 5-10 feet). wavehights > 2 feet, spaced > seconds apart. not to be seen on small lakes)