question of the day if Jesus on earth today and assuming he was a jw

by poopie 7 years ago 15 Replies latest 7 years ago jw friends

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  punkofnice 7 years ago

  
  

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  sparrowdown 7 years ago

  Not to mention the chick with the luxury oil, foot and hair fetish. DFing offense right there!

  Can you imagine the JC.

  "Now Jesus did she touch your whole foot? What about the piggies did she touch all five? Was the oil warm? Was her hair long and luxurious? Did you encourage her? Did you enjoy it?

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  scratchme1010 7 years ago

  question of the day if Jesus on earth today and assuming he was a jw, would he be disfelowshipped for talking to Df persons?
  

  Yes, that is if somehow he becomes a JW or cares to be one.

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  Chook 7 years ago

  Poor bastard wouldn’t even qualify for microphone duties. He would certainly be disfellowshipped for questioning the slave . Conclusion he would crucified by the religious leader of the jw church.

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  Moster 7 years ago

  LOL - Sparrowdown; dang near spit out my coffee
  

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  waton 7 years ago

  He would be surfing champion of the world, surfing on mini waves with his bare feet, or 1 ft boards. (normal size 5-10 feet). wavehights > 2 feet, spaced > seconds apart. not to be seen on small lakes)

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