by paul from cleveland 13 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Obviously Jehoober was helping her as a reward for the scores of men she has dated in the last few years.
I wonder if the Org has called her for a judicial committee to review her endless non-marital relationships. Let's take a wild guess and say she gets a pass just like Prince.
Hey....stop worrying about dying innocent children....Jehovah will make things right by resurrecting them in paradise. In the meantime give to the WT so we can continue to grow the belongings of our master Jesus Christ...
Powerful message Paul...it should make 'em think.
Joke-hova does not help people. That thing is trying to enslave the whole human race.
Even in that damnation book, you find some traits all prayer-answerings have in common. First, the people praying were Israelites. Then they were praying for something that could be showcased for all time, to be written down in lieu of answering anything today. And the answers were always in terms of joke-hova helping itself to enslave the whole world, usually by helping that fake messiah to arrive.
To see if joke-hova is going to answer your prayer, do we fit these traits today? If you are a Gentile, too bad--joke-hova isn't your god. If its purpose has already been fulfilled, joke-hova will not answer you either--you are some 2,000 years too late to be answered. If you are not praying for something to help joke-hova enslave the whole human race, again too bad--that thing is not going to help you as an individual when the dollar becomes toilet paper or your country ends up in martial law.
And how often do people use their own wisdom and give joke-hova the credit? You decide to not throw away all your money, against the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger. Or, you may have been wise enough to keep those silver dimes and quarters back in 1964 when they changed to toilet paper coins. You may have adopted a healthier lifestyle, or learned to fix something yourself. Then you give joke-hova the credit? Or, random chance comes--you can pray for snake eyes when you roll the dice, and you have a one in 36 chance of getting them. Do you give joke-hova the credit if something like that happens?
