My therapist inspired me to start looking on the bright side.
Even though I've pretty much given up listening to the bs and usually tune out the meeting by playing on my phone/tablet, I find the local needs talk oddly fascinating. Probably because it's the only part that doesn't seem outlined to death (at least at our hall), and you truly don't know what you get. Some of the things that are complained about is quite amusing. It's been the only think I actually pay attention to. Some examples:
First Week: Gated Communities. "While they seem like a reasonable solution to the rising crime rate, they're simply the world's false security blanket. A gate has never stopped a criminal from breaking in before, so it's naive to think living in such a place will make any difference in your safety. That's the naive thinking the world exhibits. Rather silly to invest in a barrier that's not going to solve crime." Threw out random Scripture about anxiety and worrying. "No matter where you live, Jehovah will look out for you."
Next Week: Show-Offy Hats. "It's been brought to our attention that certain friends have taken to wearing big hats with flashy designs and additions. While we wouldn't want to infringe on your fashion choices, we want to remind you that Jehovah promotes a modest standard of dress." Read modesty and soundness of mind Scripture. "Would wearing a hat with so many extra props be modest, or attention seeking? Remember last week's Watchtower Study on humility. Goes hand and hand with modesty."
Next Week After: Posting Weight-Loss Results on Social Media. "It's also been brought to our attention that several friends have been sharing their bodies on platforms such as Facebook. The Bible promotes a healthy lifestyle, but posting these photos lacks modesty and humility like those hats. You must ask yourself, are they focused on my weight loss or something else? We represent Jehovah all the time. Don't bring reproach on his name.
Last Week: Filling Front Rows. "We all share the same enthusiasm for spiritual food. So, we would think more of you would like to get a front row seat to the talk. There's no rule for sitting, but it does pose a problem whenever the backroom is filled when there's perfectly good seats up front."
I pitch into a fit on giggles thinking about some of the ridiculous things said. My parents have noticed I'm a bit more cheerful on Wednesday nights, and it has helped resolve some of the tension that has been present since I've been awake. Hopefully, this "brightside" mentality will help keep me sane.