Adopt the Three Kick Rule

Frannie Banannie

I think ExJdubs should adopt New Hampshire's Three Kick Rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors.. Frannie B Three Kick Rule
A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural New Hampshire.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other
side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on
his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and
now I'm going in to retrieve it.

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming
over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in
the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
do things in New Hampshire. We settle small disagreements like this with the
New Hampshire Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the New Hampshire Three Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you

kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided
that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to
the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into
the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly
ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when
the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said,
"Naw, I give up. You can have the duck

refiners fire

Is this a rule you intend to apply to posters who irritate you?

Frannie Banannie

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Refiners? Are you plannin' on irritatin' me?

Frannie B

Double Edge

ROFL... good one... now if only we can do that to most of the trial lawyers in the U.S. ...

Valis

refiners...put on the reading glasses olde chap...this is the first line of Frannie's thread..

I think ExJdubs should adopt New Hampshire's Three Kick Rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors.. Frannie B

Sincerely, District Overbeer

refiners fire

Im fully aware of what she wrote Mr Valis.To clarify for those who may not understand, Im having a joke with Frannie which, you may note, she found amusing. So thats all there is to say on the matter isnt it. My aim is to amuse the gal, and I succeed.

Frannie Banannie

lol, Dbl....I can think of a few other groups that need tha rule "branded" on 'em, too!

ie: Doctors with prima donna complex....(evidently, doc, you did yer surgical internship at Pizza Hut from the way you ran that little spikey metal wheel across my rump)

Frannie B

caligirl

Too funny!

I'm from NH and was never taught that rule! No fair! It could have been very useful!

Frannie Banannie

LOL! High 5's, Refiners! Yes, you did...

And Caligirl....now ya know...better late than never, cher!

Frannie B

SadElder

I know some elders I'd like to apply this to.

Adopt the Three Kick Rule

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