We all know that education is severely demonized in this religion. And that the elders are appointed based on how many meetings they attend, hours they put in on the ministry and general attitude to other elders (as apposed to, you know, actual theological training and counseling) - so my question is, what were your elders occupations outside the Kingdom Hall?
In my old congregation our elders consisted of:
A bus driver
Two gardeners
A window washer
An office stationery monitor
The only one with any real education was one that taught blind kids to read braille. And fair play to him for that - credit where credit's due.
So imagine my surprise when the two gardeners and the stationery monitor tell me off for questioning 607 BCE which a pastry chef in Bethel had probably thought up one day.