". . . . an exhilarating new provision is now in place. Credit card processing machines . . . ."
HOW EXHILARATING! Credit card terminals always get me excited!!!
April 19, 2017 TO ALL CONGREGATIONS Re: Branch Relocation Visitor Centre
by wifibandit 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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DesirousOfChange
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slimboyfat
"Several exciting activities, many with young children in mind."
Talk about setting up kids for disappointment.
Plus, when did "many" become a subset of "several"?
Is it me or is Watchtower getting dumber?
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kpop
"You don't need to have a high IQ to attend. In fact, it's not recommended. But bring your wallet with lots of unmarked bills. Jehovah needs $10's and $20's but nothing bigger than $50's, because you know, Armageddon is coming!"
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steve2
Restroom donations are a "thrilling" new provision - best of all, the more you partake of restroom donations, the better your standing in your local congregation.
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steve2
Is it me or is Watchtower getting dumber?
Definitely the latter, SBF.
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BluesBrother
They know how to generate support, financial and in labour, get them involved - let them see what is happening, feel a part of it......
and they sure need a lot of support!
