If You Ruled Your Own Country...... (page 2)

Aztec

There would be lots of beer and hockey! The only immigrant allowed would be Rayzorblade with occasional visits by AlanF and Logansrun just to smarten us all up and Farkel to teach us all how to cuss properly. I would, of course, be in charge of everything, which would make it a more habitable place to live than any place currently on Earth.

~Aztec

RAYZORBLADE

Aztec: too much CC me thinks

Don't forget, ol' Rayzorblade needs transportation to the land of Vernors and Better Made Potato Chips: iiz2cool <OMG - how could we forget him??

He's an essential link to my Michigan migration.

Don't forget, Stan Conroy is across the river from yee - we have to factor him in here somewheres.

Aztec

CC Corrupt Canucistanis? (like Toronto Trash..LOL) Colorless Canadians? What?

Of course I'd allow visits by Iiz2cool, Expatbrit, Mouthy, Scully and other cool Canadians that I like but you'd be the only natuarlized citizen.

My country would RULE!

~Aztec

Aztec

Forgot to mention...I would kick out of my country anyone with a closed mind or anyone with who blindly supported George Bush Junior. Those people could take their SUV lovin, gun tottin booties elsewhere. Yeah, I hug trees...LOL! But, I also think for myself.

~Aztec

jelly

Two words, bomb canada.

Actually:

Freedom of speech in print would be absolute, freedom to yell like a lunatic would not
Payroll taxes would be greatly reduced, so would government spending
Welfare spending would be reduced, funding for welfare to work programs would be increased
Many vices would be legalized and taxed like crazy (drugs prostitution) these things would be limited to a certian location in the city. Like my house for example
Education would be funded equally per child and not funded by the areas property tax (rich areas better education poor weaker)
Sane law abiding citizens could buy guns without delay. They would also be responsible for what is done with them.
No government health care; it does not work. Tax credits equaling 80% of cost for any private company that provides healthcare to their employees. This would get more americans health care but would live the private sector looking for ways the get better service at less cost
Affirmative action would be over penalites for discriminatory hiring practices would be increased
The price of college tuition would be based on your ability to pay
Almost all government functions would be privitized (Post office, education etc etc)
No foreign aid
After our current crop of wars all American troops come home from everywhere, let the world deal with its own problems, no nato no un
Imigration would be based on our economic need and for no other reason. If we need workers to support our economy let people in, if not dont
Imigration from countries that seem to want us all dead would stop
The ten commandments would be removed from courthouses, Santa Claus would not be
Only allow products into America from countries that maintain fair labor practices. yes, i know this will reduce our standard of living but I dont like seeing 10 year old girls chained to sowing machines in bangladesh
Have an extremly strong millitary, because the rest of the world in composed of nuts

Terry

Vivamus

I would have an elite core of Viv-worshippers close by all the time. I would give huge parties for all those who worshipped me. I would make all others work like mules and raise extremely high taxes, that would be spend on those parties.

I'd be a tyrant

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And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
Dutch District Overbeer

yxl1

Legalize MJ, outlaw the Daily Mirror and Alcopops, reintroduce caining at schools and allow the BBC to show every Premiership, Nationwide and International football game. Outlaw televised Golf, darts and all sport involving Cars. Raise taxes to 97.9% for anyone who attends a KH, and introduce the gallows for anyone going door-to-door. Outlaw mobile phones and "Boy bands". Bring back hanging for all sex crimes involving kids and an immeadiate 10 years imprisionment for anyone who drives the in middle lane on the M25 for their entire journey. Outlaw "reality TV" and recomission 100 new seasons of Family Guy and Chris Carters Millennium....oh and legalize MJ.

If You Ruled Your Own Country......

Aztec

RAYZORBLADE

Aztec

Aztec

jelly

Vivamus

yxl1

Frannie Banannie

Frannie Banannie

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