Noah's Ark crashes at sea!

by Cornbread 14 Replies latest social current

  • Cornbread
    Cornbread

    Please be advised that none of this is made up. A giant replica of Noah's Ark just crashed into a Norwegian coast guard patrol. The Ark was being towed to Rio for the special Olympics. Why? Because it's the most retarded boat ever.


  • cofty
    cofty

    That is hilarious!

    I hope it is a write-off.

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    What happened to all the animals?

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Actually , I can't help feeling sorry for the man who built it as a labour of love and put 7 years of his life into it.........

    Life sure is cruel sometimes...

  • Anders Andersen
    Anders Andersen

    Yeah...most of us know how it feels to spend years of our life building something in vain.

    At least this guy knew he was building a fake replica. We all thought we were building the realest bestest thing in all history of the universe....

  • Simon
    Simon

    He's just recreating what happened to the dinosaurs ... they were all bunked against that wall. They never stood a chance.

    There are few things funnier than desperate religiots. Hope he has to put it down as 'act of god' on the insurance form ...

  • sir82
    sir82

    Undoubtedly the captain of the Norwegian vessel was a Nephilim......

  • steve2
    steve2

    The Lord hath spoken - and it ain't pretty.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Simon - "There are few things funnier than desperate religiots."

    Funnier, goofier, scarier.

    Pretty much the whole range, really. :smirk:

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Meh, that's what insurance is for.

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