I LOVED the title you put on this thread, from the theme song to the old "Green Acres" TV show that ran in the 1960's. Very very funny show.
Here's the entire theme song, for those nostalgic people among us:
Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.
...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square
You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there