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Letter to the GB...Would they see it??
by James Mixon 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Esse quam videri
This might work
McAlister, McAlister and McDonald
1234 Main St. #200
Anywhere, USA
May 1, 2016Watchtower, Bible and Tract Society
Dear Governing Body,
We represent Joe Schmoe, of Hicksville, USA. We have been instructed to forward to you this letter which will explain how you can receive a cheque for $ 1 million dollars. [$1,000,000.00] You will receive the cheque upon supplying to our office verification that each member of the Governing Body has read the following statement:
“ You guys are a bunch of low life scumbags."
Please note that you do not have to agree with the above statement. You only have to verify that you have read it. We have attached to this document a statement for each member to sign which merely acknowledges that you have each read the statement. Upon receiving this admission, which is verified by your signature, our office will forward to your address the valid cheque for $ 1 million made out to the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.
Your legal department may want to contact our office to ensure the offer of our client is valid. We would be happy to fax a copy of the cheque and contact information to the manager of his bank.
Warm regards,
Jimmy Doe,
Attorney at Law
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James Mixon
Esse quam videri: Love your idea. LOL