Marrying yourself is now a thing....

by James Mixon 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Londo111
    Londo111

    Young People Ask: Should I Marry Myself?

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    I was thinking the GB may feel this is a good idea, remember they have encouraged the RF to put off having children, so this arrangement will fit right into their scheme. But the only problem if a sister become pregnant and she tell the brothers, it was a miraculous birth just like Jesus...A dilemma for the bro's, is she crazy or she had a sleep over with a horny archangel....

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Imagine gettting caught in a secluded place in the backseat of your car.

    Rub a Dub

  • Doctor Who
    Doctor Who

    I would worry I would say someone else name when in the heat of the moment. Boy, that would be awkward!

  • scratchme1010
    scratchme1010

    I was thinking the GB may feel this is a good idea, remember they have encouraged the RF to put off having children, so this arrangement will fit right into their scheme. But the only problem if a sister become pregnant and she tell the brothers, it was a miraculous birth just like Jesus...A dilemma for the bro's, is she crazy or she had a sleep over with a horny archangel....

    You know, I may be with you on this one. Thinking on gay JWs who don't want to marry anyone of their opposite sex, this may be their perfect solution.

  • sir82
    sir82

    There once was a man from Nantucket.....

  • Simon
    Simon

    I think "mental illness" is increasingly a thing.

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    At first I thought this was a 'tongue in cheek' topic and found it to be quite humorous! It turns out that it is a REAL thing. The technical term for it is: SOLOGAMY.

  • Tempest in a Teacup
    Tempest in a Teacup

    Ow, this made my day!

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    This marrying yourself will go well for people with split personalities. 😜

    Y'all know what is also one of the new trends??? People that do not know whether they are male or female!!!😳

    This modern society sure is spewing out some screwed up people!!!🙄

    DY

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