Rather than retype my dead crawfish story, you can find it here:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/48743/689707/post.ashx#689707
Gamaliel
by Joker10 24 Replies latest jw friends
Rather than retype my dead crawfish story, you can find it here:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/48743/689707/post.ashx#689707
Gamaliel
I was originally down to give the speech counsel talk tonight, and it is on washing your body.
I could have really gone to town with examples experiences and illustrations, in fact some of yours would have been hilarious to relate.
Cas
used to meet after a greek congregation and the pungent smell of garlic would put you in a coma.
I hated sitting behind the blue hairs. (Blue hairs=the elderly women who would sit together and dye their hair so much it turned blue)....Especially since they didnt have as much sphincter tone, they would leak farts. In all the years of smelling all kinda of odors on my ambulance, i think blue hair assfunk is the worst of all.
I don't have a bad odour story, but...
We always had the bookstudy in our home. One man used to pick his nose, then thoughtfully roll the booger between his fingers and flick it away.
then, are you ready for this?
When he had thoroughly finished his picking, he would clean his fingernails with his teeth.
e-v-e-r-y bloody week! It was so gross!
tal
One time when I was about nine, I farted so loud that the guy giving the prayer started laughing.
Maybe we should combine this thread with the 'Mexican food' one?
Avishai, you have killed me!!! Tears are rolling down my cheeks, I am laughing so hard!!! Oh Gawd, that hurt me.
RoadDoctor, you hurt me too!
This thread is killing me!
Avishai,
can't ... stop ... laughing
tal
laughing, laughing, this is toooooo funny!
Interesting note, negative energy presence is marked by a disagreable odor!