Trekkies will not inherit the kingdom of God....

by drwtsn32 62 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mr. Kim
    Mr. Kim

    We gotta learn Borg from the WTB&TS. We should be able to learn Klingon. Fair is fair ..........

    Shouldn't the Borg-Org remove the rafter from their own eye first?

    Mr. KIM

  • Utopian Reformist
    Utopian Reformist

    Whatever happens to Lt. Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) can happen to me!

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Pinoy, it's not December yet

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    So, I guess the society will not be adding Klingonese to the many languages the WT is published in (Monthy and Semi-Monthly).

  • nilfun
    nilfun
    One of the most painfully awkward embarrassing moments was at my cousin's wedding, when the best man (grooms brother) got up to do the speech and starting speaking Klingon

    LOL! I'm sorry, but that's hilarious. I hope you all were able to videotape it...

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    This is utterly amazing... Lets break this down into a simple equation:

    "Keep your senses completely ["keep balanced," footnote]." = Do not learn a fictional language for fun unless you want to be condemned by Jehover.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    One of the most painfully awkward embarrassing moments was at my cousin's wedding, when the best man (grooms brother) got up to do the speech and starting speaking Klingon

    Quick! Someone shoot me!!! I would be sooo embarrassed for them... then for being associated with them. Them -->/<--Me

  • Francois
    Francois

    One of the most devious languages on earth today is that spoken by the WTBTS as it most resembles Newspeak, that farce of a language spoken in Ingsoc by Winston Smith and all the other good little members of the good, blue-denim overall wearing Party Members. They are good little drone members who are able to do the impossible, they can absent any problem what so ever pull off cognitive dissonance without a hitch IN THEIR REAL LIVES. And they want to bitch us out for speaking a little Klingon?

    I swear I've tried to see it from the JW perspective, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass.

    I'm saying again, the only thing Orwell got wrong was the date.

    Frank Tyrrell

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    We didnt videotape it, but there may be a copy that someone else too out there somewhere, in a galaxy far far away ! (opps wrong spacy program)

    LOL Elsewhere

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    On the contrary, you can see from this picture in the Paradise Lost book that worldly people are identified by their inability to master the Vulcan 'live long and prosper' salutation.

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