Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth 7 years ago 315 Replies latest 7 years ago social humour

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  stan livedeath 7 years ago

  special bethel issue ?

  
  

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  Finkelstein 7 years ago

  Its advertisements like this that Satan uses to allure men to have sex with pillows.

  

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  Sour Grapes 7 years ago

  I wonder if the pillows are marked so that the laundry department returns the pillows to the same room each time? I never thought about pillow sex. Pillows don't kiss and tell and they are good at keeping secrets except for the wet spots and the stiff stains. Only god's true organization is bold enough to guide the young men through their journey in life.

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  stuckinarut2 7 years ago

  OMFG!

  Wow....

  speechless....
  

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  stuckinarut2 7 years ago

  And vw . org , your comment on the previous page is likely spot on! Well said.
  

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  sparrowdown 7 years ago

  This is too sad. I actually feel sorry for the single guys there at bethel it must be hard...I mean hell trying to get work done when your penis is threatening to explode 24/7 at the sight of like...a pillow!!! My god the insanity of it.

  Just let them fap in the shower like normal people ffs.

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  sir82 7 years ago

  You've got to hand it to Bethel, a topic like this might rub people the wrong the way, but they've managed to get a grip on this sticky situation and put it to bed. They truly are masters of their domain.
  

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  pixel 7 years ago

  if the guys/girls are having sex with pillows, they are committing porneia. THAT"S why you can commit skinless porneia, because pillows don't have skin...think about it.

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  never a jw 7 years ago

  "Unclean habit of self abuse"

  I knew it, I knew it!! I was abused as a teenager many, many times. It must have been a suppressed memory that is coming back, a case of denial. Someone is going to pay for this.

  Anyone knows a lawyers that specializes in lawsuits against right hands.
  

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  sparrowdown 7 years ago

  That's one of the great things about being a girl the only thing that gives us away is if we make Meg Ryan 'I'll have what she's having" noises. Otherwise no pillow required. Cool huh.

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