It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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  • Simon
    Simon

    It's very advanced, the software turns every pixel of your screen into a miniature camera, sensing slight fluctuations in the quantum field to pick up a shadow of your appearance. This is then augmented at the server-side using artificial intelligent guesswork to re-create your image.

    Warning: it can also suck up a little of your soul or life-force, but the benefit to me is that I gain immortality. So not all bad. Well, for me anyways ...

  • Simon
    Simon
    Anything current or all back when he was an active participant on here?

    Mostly from when he was on the site (all the AAWA crap) but some still a few years after he left.

    He literally wanted comments that were negative about his videos to be removed.

    And by "negative" I mean anything that wasn't outright praising him 'cause he's such a precious little petal and is so very easily hurt.

    That's why I ended up typically removing his videos from the site - I didn't want to be sending him any traffic or directing people to him in any way esp. if he was going to complain that people could share their views.

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH
    but there's some damaged individuals on there

    Now there is a take that aged rather poorly.

  • Vintage
    Vintage
    “It's very advanced, the software turns every pixel of your screen into a miniature camera,...”

    Thank you so much for that detailed and trustworthy explanation, Simon. I laughed out loud all the way through reading it, and even now am left with little tears of laughter in my eyes.

  • vienne
    vienne

    Simon,

    Must one touch their forehead to the monitor for that to work, or will it work from say, two feet away?

    Annie

  • vienne
    vienne

    I see his patreon supporters falling, but why in the world is his twitter following growing? Because we all like watching cartoons?

  • lloydevansparody
    lloydevansparody
    I see his patreon supporters falling, but why in the world is his twitter following growing? Because we all like watching cartoons?

    I disagree



  • vienne
    vienne

    Ah, I see. But he still has 13 K followers. They do not support him financially, apparently, but 13K? Why?

  • Simon
    Simon
    Must one touch their forehead to the monitor for that to work, or will it work from say, two feet away?

    It will work from a distance, but if you touch your forehead and the monitor, you'll possibly improve the resolution - especially if you place a slice of ham in between. The exact science behind it is difficult to explain.

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH
    I see his patreon supporters falling, but why in the world is his twitter following growing? Because we all like watching cartoons?

    Because we like watching train wrecks.

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