Malvinas said:
Something like “Is Everything OK? Here are tips to increase your patronage!”
That's funny. Don't you just want to strangle bots sometimes?
Off the subject, but my electric bill "bot" always asks me, 'Are you calling from the phone that is associated with your account"? And I always have to answer, every time, "I don't know". There is no way for me to find out what phone number is associated with my account, unless I call and talk to a human specifically to find out what phone number is associated with my account. So far, it always takes my money, so I'll just keep doing it this way.