Gotta have quick access to that thing, eh?
Having something between me and the zipper is more important.
It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
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JeffT
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Vintage
I'm female. But that sounds logical to me.
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usualusername1
The way he communicated about his kids potential music teacher. Reminds me of this....
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Las Malvinas son Argentinas
He’s probably the same way at McDonald’s.
”Sir this Big Mac looks nothing like the one in the picture. You might try including a disclaimer that not all Big Macs are the same. If the Sisak McDonald’s doesn’t believe in truth in advertising, then they stand to lose the business of the Evans family in perpetuity”
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Vintage
From usualusername1, regarding Evans’ Speed Dating complaint,...
”...but someone else had effectively bought my ticket making my RSVP meaningless”
This is just me musing to myself, but it would have been so funny if the Speed Dating organizer had written back to Evans, saying...
”That would be your wife who bought your ticket. She says that for you to buy that ticket would make your whole marriage meaningless.”
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pr0ner
I still love the photo he used for that speed dating fiasco. It never ceases to make me laugh. Of all the pictures. With it slightly blurred he almost looks like he is doing Klingon cosplay. Too bad someone in London or Croatia didn't track down his tinder profile. I'll bet that would be a laugh for days. I'm sure the profile would be hilarious and the pictures used even funnier. I'd pay to read those conversations. You just know at any moment of confrontation he's ready to go all incel on his poor match.
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LoveUniHateExams
Just like his relationship with his penis, he has yet to master the "log out" function
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Toblerone5
Too bad someone in London or Croatia didn't track down his tinder profile.
The think I was surprise with , he lied on his application saying he was from woodford green but he used his real name? Then I thought well he had to do this cause if he send a payment his real name will have to be there. But woodford green? Could it be he was going to use is JLE publishing account to pay for this? It is located in the U.K...Note to his wife ,if she want want to know how much $$$ he spend on "Girlfriends" check that bank account... But if he's on tinder, my guess he would use a fake name, like John Cedars...is not that smart, and he has Zero imagination ,I was going to say his dumb as a rock but that would be to mean...
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Toblerone5
This would be a perfect photo for his Tinder profile...Also would work for his youtube channel, His PATREON page...His private Instagram , the one he use to ask Instagram Models for coffee...The next Lawfirm he will ask to take is Stupid claim and if they could do it PRO BONO... I never thought I would say this but I'm just trying to help him here...
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LoveUniHateExams
It will break him. Let's be honest, the whole thing already has - exactly.
All Lloyd had to do was trim his videos back a bit, and not cheat on his beloved with sex workers.
That's all this n*gga had to do. If he'd have managed to do that, nobody would be talking about him; this thread wouldn't exist.
