This is my favourite:
In response to the question “Why have you not posted the email?”, Lloyd responds:
Some of us go about our business discreetly, especially when trying to open a dialogue between a charity, the police, and an international hacker group. Fool.
Read that again. 2012 Lloyd Evans, still clinging to his alias of “John Cedars”, thinks he can open up a dialogue between these three parties:
the NSPCC charity
the police
an international hacker group (Anonymous)
While he’s at it, can he fly into Kyiv and mediate a peace treaty between Zelenskyy and Putin?
Actually being interviewed on Dutch television is a huge disappointment for him. His preferred plan for the Hamburg murders would have been to organise candlelight vigils with JWs and exJWs alike holding hands outside Kingdom Halls all across the earth. Lloyd would then bring his guitar to the Hamburg KH and lead the crowd in singing “Imagine” after giving a brief televised speech.