Why would Satan give a rats ass about jehovahs witnesses?

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  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Maybe Satan thinks that the JW's are somewhat closer to God than other religions.

    Satan is probably just eternally pissed that he was created with horns and a pointy tail.

    Rub a Dub

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub
    Why would Satan give a rats ass about jehovahs witnesses?

    Because It's the underlying theme of every book!

    There has to be a protagonist and an antagonist! And that's why the wt printed so many books!

    just saying!

  • redvip2000
    redvip2000
    So Satan is the ruler of the world and he is hellbent on destroying gods people, why?

    Well, in fact the bigger question is why Satan is not doing everything he can for the world to be a clean, prosperous and happy place.

    Think about this, in the beginning Satan raises a question to God that humans actually don't need God to be happy - the so called "big question". Then God allows a certain period of time for Satan to prove his point, and i imagine we now live in that period.

    Now, why the hell would Satan sabotage his own point, by supporting evil, wickedness, and unhappiness? If the big question was actually true, the only thing that would make sense would be for Satan to be doing all he can for the world to be a happy place, because at that point all observer would look at each other and say... "hey Satan was actually right, humans are perfectly happy without God".

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot
    OrphanCrow - "I was speaking to a counselor and I expressed my concern about 'demunz' who would attack a person once they left da troof and she pointed out how irrational that thinking was... 'If Satan really wanted you to leave the one true religion, don't you think he would leave you alone once you have left? And think about this...if Satan and his demons leave you alone when you are a JW, maybe it is because he is happy when you are inside a Kingdom Hall'..."

    Reminds me of something that happened in a JW group setting one time... one of the others had (re)told a popular story about a homeless guy who had supposedly been repeatedly pestered by the demunz no matter which church he went into to try and get relief (the precise nature of the pestering was unspecified, but schizophrenia and/or drug-induced hallucinations actually come to mind :smirk:)... finally, the poor fucker tried a Kingdom Hall, and lo and behold, the demunz finally left him alone, convincing him that the JWs had the True Religion.

    I'd heard it a dozen times and was tired of it by then, but was tactful, and basically said, "that story's always sounded iffy to me, I suspect that's a Witness urban legend."

    When asked why, I explained, "well, if the demunz demons' goal is to turn people away from the Truth, wouldn't it have made more strategic sense to stop pestering the guy after he'd entered a false religious church, thus tricking him into mistakenly concluding that they had The Truth?"

    The look on everyone's faces was, obviously, priceless; clearly no one had ever considered that.

    I'm sure the further implication that (in the unlikely event the story was true) the demunz had stopped pestering the guy after he went into a KH to trick him because the JWs were a "false religion" went unsaid, of course... but I suspect that thought did occur to some afterwards, though. :smirk:

    Either way, no one repeated that story again (at least around me).

  • blondie
    blondie

    Why would Satan give a rats ass about jehovahs witnesses?

    When my husband read this, he gave a hearty laugh and said, "Exactly!"

  • Drearyweather
    Drearyweather
    Why would Satan give a rats ass about jehovahs witnesses?
    So why would a highly intelligent spirit creature waste any time or energy worrying about 1tenth of 1 percent of the human population?

    Why did Putin give a rats ass worrying about Jehovah's witnesses who were 0.1% of his country's population?

  • stumbledbyothers
    stumbledbyothers

    Speaking of Putin and the Russian Ban, since Satan gives a rats-ass, did WT give their "bible research" yet on why Jehovah could let something like this happen despite all the prayers and letters?

  • resolute Bandicoot
    resolute Bandicoot

    DW - Why did Putin give a rats ass worrying about Jehovah's witnesses who were 0.1% of his country's population?

    Simple, Putin actually cares about his country and his people and he sees the WT as a cult with unhealthy overtones as well as a money pump out of the country.

    Yeah I know, we have been told exactly the opposite about Putin, just maybe that is because he kicked the Rothschild bankers out. instead of selling out to them. - Another good sign that he cares about his country and people.


  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    If you are a jw, It would be nice to see jehober give a rats ass about jw's! For some reason he lets them suffer on their own,---------------------because he loves them I'm sure!

    just saying!

  • Drearyweather
    Drearyweather
    Simple, Putin actually cares about his country and his people and he sees the WT as a cult with unhealthy overtones as well as a money pump out of the country.

    Interesting. So Putin banned WT because he cares for his country. So what has prompted him to reconsider the ban?

    https://www.newsweek.com/jehovah-witness-russia-kremlin-religion-freedom-1262985

    https://religionnews.com/2019/01/09/putin-disavows-crackdown-on-jehovahs-witnesses-giving-hope-to-detained/

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