A New Words With Friends Player Just Told Me That She Was a Jehovah's Witness And That's Why She's So Smart!

by minimus 51 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    I saw she went under the handle of Lovejahforever.....she said she is very smart and had cleaning jobs and was going in the ministry this morning.

    When she told me she looked forward to beating me (she won the first game) she Sid she was smart because she's a Jehovah's Witness. My response was we will see how smart she is.

    What next? Any suggestions???

  • OutsiderLookingIn
    OutsiderLookingIn

    WHAT??! Who does that? What a weird thing to say. I would be annoyed and even more motivated to win. Maybe it's her version of a Jedi mind trick that lets her count time.


    I'd just say: I dunno... it's been a long time since 1914.


    Or: that's great! I've been dying to find out how many generations fit into an overlapping generation. 

  • Darkknight757
    Darkknight757

    Ask her if dubs allow moms to breastfeed their babies?

    If she says yes, and I venture she will, then ask why can they breastfeed their babies but cannot accept a blood transfusion?

    There are white blood cells in breast milk.

  • dbq407
    dbq407
    ask her to explain the overlapping generation if she's so smart
  • minimus
    minimus
    I don't think I'm going to tell her that I used to be an elder
  • dbq407
    dbq407
    Tell her you stepped down as an elder, then divulge information that could wake her up, as to why you stepped down.
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    In my experience, the ones who are most convinced that they're super-smart...

    ...are usually dumber than a box of rocks. :smirk:

  • Darkknight757
    Darkknight757

    dbq' overlapping generation question is good.

    Have her read Genesis 50: 22-23 and ask her how many generations of children did Joseph see in 110 years?

    Then have her look up the word "generation" and "contemporary" in the dictionary.

    110%3= 36.66 years for a generation. 

  • sowhatnow
    sowhatnow

    lol, wow, cant be because she just happens to enjoy and be good at word games.

    oh no, we cant be good at anything without giving the credit to an imaginary being you know,lol

    what a statement for an adult to say, Id expect that from a 5 year old.

  • FayeDunaway
    FayeDunaway

    I bet she's counting her time while playing, and that's always her line. Heck, her username is witnessing by itself, right? :P

    Yep tell her you were an elder but you left because of (the reasons). If you're in hiding be careful tho, esp if your name isn't an alias.

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