Haha, loved it ! Reminds me of the cleanliness talk we had once elder talked about kids in the org wearing 'Violent Femmes' T-Shirts and the like. Gave an illustration of people going to bathroom not washing hands and then that the average person would urinate enough in their lifetime to fill an average sized swimming pool, something like that. I was sitting in front and grinning the whole time, I though it was a good redneck talk ! :-)
Your post is entirely believable Chook !