Convention Introductions 2017 "Don't Give Up!" (page 2)

darkspilver

Oh wow...yep, there is nothing culty about having EVERY word scripted!?!?

TBH, I think it's more about the quality - without a clear outline/script, a lot of chairmen often just end up waffling a bit in a mumble - a chairman needs to be clear, direct and positive to have any hope of an audience paying attention - that's true in both jw-land AND non-jw-land.

What is interesting though is how badly the script is formatted - actually it isn't formatted - the lines just run on - which means if the chairman looks up (yes novelty of some audience contact) the person often looses his place in the script.

Actually they expect the Chairman to type/write it all out themselves because there are so many [brackets] where addition information needs to be added and no room has been provided - the problem is...how many chairmen actually do type it all out....

St George of England

It's supplied as a Word document so you can easily edit it.

George

ToesUp

They even put a big time clock on the screen. What is everyone, FIVE years old? Micro managing at its finest.

Vidiot

"Don't give up..... ....pretty please?"

Finkelstein

Don't give up Armageddon is just around the corner, you may have heard that the JW organization is tritely corrupt for preaching and teaching this proclamation but its very true.

So keep on distributing the organization's literature to the public and appease Jah in doing so, it may mean your life one day.

.......and please toss out any rumors of the organization being commercialized false prophets.

FedUpJW

Christ on a crutch!

Be natural, but do it EXACTLY as we order you!

FedUpJW

So the releases are for electronic devices...only?

I refuse to be forced into their goofy electronic device crap!

FedUpJW

No way this is real! Step by step instructions! Wow!

Strange that WT hasn't tried to tell them what foot to step out on first, and how many steps to take, what hand to hold their script in etc.

freddo

36. Dress and Grooming

Suit jackets must match trousers and be either dark gray, blue or black in color. Shirts must be pale - light blue, cream, gray or white. Shoes must be black and shiny. Socks must be black. Underwear, while not seen must reflect Jehovah's high standards and should be white. Ties must be dark and not too wide nor too narrow. Bow-ties are permitted in the United States, but only if the Congregation Service Committee of the delegate's congregation sign in triplicate that the delegate is a complete and utter knob end.

37. Tightness of pants (trousers).

To ensure that pants are not too tight then please follow this procedure.

1. Put on trousers. Do up trousers.

2. Take a medium sized banana between 5 and 7 inches in length and not less than 1.5" in diameter and not bent. (These can be obtained from older pioneer single sisters of a certain age or from many married but "unhappy" sisters of a certain age)

3. Ask Brother Gaylord from the platform department to slide the banana up each trouser leg. If the banana can be slid up the trouser leg then the pants are permissible to be worn according to the AM3 standard.

Half banana

Just like the last couple of assemblies “Please don't give up now” is the begging message from the JW leaders. With so many waking up to the Watchtower lies, many JWs in the western world have seen enough to realize it’s a big con trick. (Mark 9;1)

The whole Christian racket has been droning on for two thousand years and nothing has happened. The Watchtower has been droning on for one hundred and thirty eight years and nothing has happened.

You know in your heart that paradise could be a great idea but common sense tells you it’s not going to happen.

In your heart of hearts you know it’s not going to happen so GIVE UP NOW and enjoy your lives, get an education, optimise your talents!

Otherwise you will only die unfulfilled, hopeless and disappointed.............like all Jehovah's Witnesses do.

Convention Introductions 2017 "Don't Give Up!"

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