Blonde Story of The Day - by Viv...

by Vivamus 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Before I start my story, there have been two developments in my life, the last few days, that I need to tell you... First thing: My fridge is broken, it has been broken for ages, and the effect of it being broken is a huge icecap forming inside of the fridge. A couple of days ago I was nicely told that I should clean the thing again, cuz the ice-cap took half the space of my fridge... Second thing: The last couple of days I have been told about demons-stories, and have gotten into some serious Book-of-Revelations talk with my b/f. And therefore have a heightened awareness of anything being weird, so that I can immediately dismiss it as bullocks --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, on to today's "Blonde Story by Viv" .... lol This morning I woke up and felt a huge urge to do anything but open my study-books. So, I looked around me and heard the darned fridge humming it's broken sound, and decided to clean it. I took out all the stuff inside, took off the power to fridge, and let it de-freeze itself by it's own. After that, I did my laundry and all sorts of stuff around the house. Meanwhile I was disturbed a couple of times by sounds undefined by me... A couple of times the sounds of crashing were so loud they startled me, and I was beginning to think my house was haunted. Especially when I found my keys on the floor, in stead of on my table... (Turns out my mum who came for coffee, had grabbed them and when she wanted to put them back, they had fallen on the ground, and she hadn't put them back...) Demons, smurfs, all were considered and dismissed, but still... what was going on... Hours went by, my initial curiosity for the weird sounds started to turn into full paranoia... Where to find the Ghostbusters, I wondered... Until, just now, I stepped into the kitchen, and was attacked by a huge clump of ice crashing out of the fridge and onto the floor *well, it didn't really attack me, it didn't even came close to me* The sound was exactly the same as the weird sounds I had been hearing all day... Mystery solved! - And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    BWAHAHAHA! I once had an icecap in my fridge so big like that, there was a half gallon of icecream in the middle of it that you couldn't even see. Turns out the ice blob was holding in a puncture in the freon line. so when the ice melted enough all the freon started whistling out of the hole. Damn fridge.

    Odrade

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Thank You!!! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who's done this! (I'm not even blonde).

    I was defrosting my freezer, and of course, promptly forgot about it until I woke up about 3 am to the crashing sounds in the kitchen. Obviously, there was a burgler in the house, so I set out to make short work of him with my baseball bat that just happened to be beside my bed. Being careful not to alert the burgler, I quietly ventured into the kitchen without turning on any lights. My memory of the defrosting freezer came back as I stepped on a piece of ice, slipped, and fell to the floor with my newly sprained ankle.

    The baseball bat worked quite well as a cain.

    Walter

    Canadian District Overbeer

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Odrade, lol, yeah, my icecap was about the same size...

    Walter, LMAO! Thanx hon I feel much, much better now

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    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

  • JH
    JH

    Tell me about that cake that you put in the freezer a few weeks ago. Did the demons eat that cake?

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    THAT is just too funny.bwahaha. Strange how the mind works though, we interpret things on whats in our imaginations before finding the real problem.

    Brummie

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    JH, Some blue friends of me ate the thing

    Brummie, yeah, I know. It's weird, superstition simply reigns over logic and common sense sometimes

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    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

  • greven
    greven

    LOL!

    That was one funny story! Must've been frost spirits, allright...

    Greven (one of viv's blue friends)

  • Cassiline
    Cassiline

    But--but--but, you're not blonde anymore!!! So no excuses!

    Hugs

    Cassi

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Greven

    Cassi! LOL!

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    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
    Dutch District Overbeer

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