by James Mixon 10 Replies latest watchtower bible
For me the book of Nehemiah, he got to be the worst storyteller ever. I don't know
how he made the final cut of the Bible, he knew someone. So a wall is built around
Jerusalem by Nehemiah, according to him a big deal.
He 's a bit of a braggart, he says that for a while there, he had to hide out because
everyone was trying to kill him because they were jealous that he was so close with God. LOL
Which is the most boring book of the bible for you.
Revelation, I mean, how high do you think he must have been when he wrote that?
Never read such bat sh*t, crazy, f*ckery in my entire life..
For me as a scientist, it has to be Genesis chapters 1 & 2.
Nevermind 'wackery', it's complete bullshittery!
For me as a scientist, it has to be Genesis chapters 1 & 2.
Yeah its difficult to square the Genesis circle.
Revelation...
Naw that's where most of the gnarly imagery resides... The four horsemen, the seven seals... The New Jerusalem... heavenly battles, great surrealist stuff.
My vote is for the book of Numbers for pure boredom: Zebukak begat Jehuvim, and Jehuvim begat Hosfarilib. And Hosfarilib begat Johisodak, who slew the Philistines on the plain of Moab, but he was struck down by a commuter train...if only.
Blimey, where to begin?
Ecclesiastes. Some mardy old turd moaning on and on. Was it that patronising bighead Solomon?
