A guy goes up to Alaska to hunt bear. He finds a brown bear and before he can pull his gun up the brown bear grabs his gun and says. " you have two choices, I can either kill you or you can bend over that log and I will have sex with you.
Since the hunter didn't want to die he bends over the log and the bear has sex with him.
The next day the hunter is so mad and so humiliated he goes out and buys a bigger gun and heads up to the forest to find that brown bear. As he walks into a clearing and black bear comes up to him, grabs his gun and then says "you have two choices, I can either kill you or you can bend over that log and I will have sex with you.
Again, the hunter didn't want to die so he bends over the log and the black bear has sex with him.
The next day the hunter is so mad and so humiliated he goes out and buys even a bigger gun and heads up to the forest to find the black bear. As he walks into a clearing and a grizzly bear comes up to him, grabs his gun and then says "you have two choices, I can either kill you or you can bend over that log and I will have sex with you.
Again, the hunter didn't want to die so he bends over the log and the grizzly bear has sex with him.
Once again the hunter is mad as hell and humiliated. He goes out and buys the biggest gun they make and heads back to the forest. He then runs into a 15 foot tall Polar bear. The bear grabs his gun and looks the hunter straight in the eye and says "you don't come here for the hunting,do you"?
Dave