Joke for the Day

by Prisca 11 Replies latest social humour

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    There was this guyand he had a girlfriend namedLorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

    One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working with him at his office.

    Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that she was very interested in him too.

    But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with his girlfriend.

    He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get on with Clearly.

    He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

    Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

    The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing and smiling and singing.

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    What was he singing, you ask???

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    Get ready, it's good...

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    I can see Clearly now .... Lorraine is gone....

  • smack
    smack

    you need to get out more Prisca

  • StinkyPantz
  • El Kabong
  • obiwan
    obiwan

    Have another cup of coffee dear....it'll be ok.

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    Thanks Prisca - Now I can't get that song out of my head !

  • Prisca
    Prisca
    Thanks Prisca - Now I can't get that song out of my head !

    Neither can I

  • SadElder
    SadElder

    can I pour you another glass of whtever it is you're drinking????

  • locomente
    locomente

    OK...who was the clown who thought of that one?

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    I thought it may not be a big deal to bring back this thread from about 5 yrs. ago.

    Prisca - yes, she had her moments. But she never minced words and shot straight from the hip.

    Having met her in-person, I have to admit.....I was impressed with her.

    She doesn't suffer fools gladly; but she's a darling of a person.

    And YES, I can't get that damn song out of my head either .

    Missing PRISCA!

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