by termite 35 10 Replies latest social humour
A Panda walked in to a pub, ambled over to the bar,took a customer's sandwich; ate it-pulled a gun, shot the man dead, and left.
The barman was agast; he shouted 'OI, come back ! You can't do that'
'I can... and I did' said the panda ' I'm a panda-look me up in the dictionary '
The barman and his customers got a dictionary, opened it- and looked under the word Panda...
it said, 'Panda- eats shoots and leaves'
Groan
LOL
Erm,right.next...
lol
Richard, I thought it was cute. Now say something nice to termite.
j2bf
A bloke strolls up to the bar with his flies undone, and a huge steering wheel sticking out of it
Hey says the barman, Did you know mate that you've got a huge steering wheel sticking out of your flies.....?
Yeah, replies the bloke, Its drivin' me nuts.
......wait I think I done this one already.............
(((tHANKYOU JOY))) he's getting a bit critical lately is'nt he????Richard- work with me here...you used to be so nice...give me a hug
(((scoob))) ha hakeep em coming...
a dyslexic prostitute needed work...got work in a warehouse
sick
(((((((((((((((Termite))))))))),there you go,a huge hug and
