God's Billboards? (page 2)

StinkyPantz

What a joke:

I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God

Even though I'm letting you starve, and you suffer, and . . . .

Gopher

You think it's hot here?
-God

I'm supposed to see this as humorous? Um, yeah ... whatever ....

johnathanseagull

He he he my favorite is a t-shirt I've seen, with a picture of Satan on it and a caption that reads

"God isn't available at the moment, May I help?"

bikerchic

I'm reminded that god spelled backwards is dog ....... Visit Smiley Central!

Kate

funkyderek

Tell the kids I love them.
-God

Tell them yourself
-Derek

We need to talk.
-God

Then why haven't you been returning my calls?
-Derek

Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer. -God

That's really petty for a deity
-Derek

Follow me.
-God

Why? You seem lost
-Derek

Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God

I wouldn't expect you to understand
-Derek

Need directions? -God

No thank you
-Derek

You think it's hot here?
-God

Is that supposed to be some kind of threat?
-Derek

Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God

Yeah I've read better. The plot is fairly outlandish but keep trying. -Derek

Do you have any idea
where you're going?
-God

Why? Do you need directions?
-Derek

Don't make me come down there.
-God

You wouldn't dare.
-Derek

ignored_one

"fcuk religion"

- French Connection United Kingdom

"I can't hear you."

- God

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Ignored One.

Ravyn

Heaven called----they are missing their idiot...

Ravyn

Yerusalyim

All this anger toward the Society turned toward God...shameful...regretful.

I am not angry at god--I am pissed at the friggin fundies who put up moronic billboards. like god needs more bad PR. Stupid ignorant idiots. why would god even WANT someone like that to be his follower?

Ravyn

Yerusalyim

I kinda like the billboards...and I'm by no means a fundy.

God's Billboards?

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