by Frannie Banannie 15 Replies latest jw friends
Your worst dating experience ever....with the exception of any encounter involving sexual violence........just your "abby normal" dating experiences....
Mine was a double blind date with a skinny, butt-ugly guy that was too old for me and had infected gums...(blek) I was only 17....my best friend and her b/friend had "fixed" him up....with ME!...It was totally boring...
Frannie B
LOL Frannie.... 
Trying it again... lets hope this one works out better eh? 
LOL
My worst date... hmmmmm.... there's been a few... the blind ones are truly the worst! Sitting there for a whole evening listening to why someone broke up with his former girlfriend is one of the most boring pathetic experiences ever... a guy talking about his ex-wife and why he hates her so much is right up there too.... those were pretty bad dates...
One time a fella came to pick me up for a date, and when my dad answered the door, he had forgotten my name and asked if "What's her name.. .the tall one... is she here?" LOL... that went over like a lead balloon with my dad... I was 18 at the time... lol The date ended pretty quick... he certainly was no charmer...
I've left during a date... the old, I gotta go to the powder room bit... quietly payed my bill and slipped out unnoticed... the guy was hammered so it wasn't that hard to do 
toodles for now
Inq
My brother fixed me up with his wifes workmate. Nice looking girl...until she started talking about all the guys she screwed! And made it real clear I could join their ranks. In my mind I pictured driving real slow and pushing her into the street with my foot! I lied to her and told her I had something to do, (like get the hell away from her). I promished to call her the next day...Man what did I do with that number? Oh ya...tossed it out the window doing 60MPH! What a mess! I make my own dates now, no blind dates! Maverick
I needed to laugh I've found THE POST ! ... come up with your stories ... PLEASE !
I had a blind date once (never again), it was horrible. First the friend who set us up and told me what she looked like...not even close. I tried to hold a conversation with her, but she was a bubblehead or bobblehead which every you choose. Then to prove her bubbleheadedness, she started talking about her nipples, and that would be a good thing, except she was also describing the hair on her nipples.
After that, I felt like the wolf trying to chew his leg off, to get out of the trap. Needless to say, I cut the date short, much to her disappontment.
Date? I grew up a JW, never went on one. I go married instead.
LOL Frannie....Trying it again... lets hope this one works out better eh? LOL
LOL@Inq! ...er....(gulp)...yeahhh.....wuz afraid I might be "doin' it" again, too...lol
LMAO X 3!!!@Inquiry, Obiwan & Maverick....I'm peein' my pants here (grabs pair of "Pretends" undergarments and runs to bathroom)
LOL@FrenchBabyFace! I hope you enjoy this as much as I am, sweetie...
Frannie B
ewwwwwwwwww @ infected gums....
as for bad dates cant say ive had any...the nearest i can get to bad was with Mr Counter Strike the first date, we watched LOTR (twice) while sitting on his bed. That was it.
3 Sens 4
Well, one time I dated a young JW girl (I was a young JW guy at the time), who was determined to keep her integrity at all costs. At one point in the date, I took her hand, and she let me, but clenched my hand very stiffly, apparently out of nervousness over my being so forward (I didn't figure out until later that that was the reason). Later, I actually put my arm around her shoulders, and she went stiff as a board, and pulled away after a short time. Driving her home, I got pulled over for speeding (75 in a 65 on the Interstate, with no other cars on the road), which must have made her think I was a dangerous scofflaw. No good night kiss, of course, and the next time we spoke, she said she didn't want to go out again. I got the impression that she found me too wild and immoral.
A month later, one of my friends danced with her at a wedding, and he told me that she was grinding her groin into his the whole time they were dancing. Go figure.
the nearest i can get to bad was with Mr Counter Strike the first date, we watched LOTR (twice) while sitting on his bed. That was it.
GEESH, sens! BORRR-RING! I feel for ya!
Driving her home, I got pulled over for speeding (75 in a 65 on the Interstate, with no other cars on the road), which must have made her think I was a dangerous scofflaw. No good night kiss, of course, and the next time we spoke, she said she didn't want to go out again. I got the impression that she found me too wild and immoral. A month later, one of my friends danced with her at a wedding, and he told me that she was grinding her groin into his the whole time they were dancing. Go figure.
HOOOWEEE, Neon! Lots of those "twisted sisters" are rather oxy-MORONIC in their behaviors, huh!
Frannie B
