Odd, Rocky Mountain-type JWs in the News

by Funchback 13 Replies latest social current

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  Swan

  According to the rules of the WTS they must now be disfellowshipped because they spent the night together under improper circumstances.

  Only if they can find two witnesses against them.

  Tammy
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  Valis

  The two that went into the cave are the ones that are "all retarded". No safety equipment, no extra battery, no telling anyone where they were going...hmmmm wonder why? eheheh....Remember what happened to the guy who went off in the canyon in Colorado by himself and didn't tell anyone? They call him stumpy I hear...those people...amatuer spelunkers, amatuer fornicators, amatuer liars....sheesh...some things never change...*LOL*

  Hadar wanted her to show him the entrance to the cave, she said.

  Hmmm...Fruedian slip indeed...*LOL*

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Panda

  Well ... after the first clammy seduction ummm" into the cave entrance" Mr said to Mrs well now we've done it. How can we cover our tracks (ie.,sins)? Mrs said to Mr,"we'll just have to wait until the posse comes a'lookin' fer us. We'll say we were lost and our flashlights ran out. Mr queries Mrs, "Both of 'em?" Mrs answers "Of course my brawny stud muffin, now come over here for s'more spelunking." Days pass. Passionate heat passes. Mrs asks, "Where the hell are they?" Another Day and they're alternately blaming one another, and weeping tearlessly about dying together. Finally the "rescue," now they berate the sh'r'ff for takin' his dad gum time before catching them inflagrante finding them.

  I think everyone knew where they was a goin'. And the family decided to let Delilah Mrs work her magic to get Mr to remarry her. IMO
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  Mr. Kim

  Interesting situation.

  Get the people together and I will guarantee that I can make them talk and tell the truth.--(no pun intended)

  Let me see, where is that book I wrote on medieval torture?