eeeeeeeeeeeew dr!! no more aspartame for you!!
Stewie - ah I mean drwtsn32 I've never known you to pose like that...
by Savage_Buda 31 Replies latest jw friends
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drwtsn32
ps. it wasnt me he told the elders
All right you guys!!! The elders called me yesterday. Apparently some of them were tipped off to my shenanigans. I don't have any idea who would betray me like that! (doodle!)
I had to dress up in my little suit for a judicial committee meeting:
Fortunately, because of the tips I've read on this site, I decided to bring a discreet recording device. Do you think they'll notice?
Apparently they reserve the insulting label of "Jezebel" to the finer sex. I have been likened to the scarlet colored wild beast!
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drwtsn32
eeeeeeeeeeeew dr!! no more aspartame for you!!
tink: No aspartame?! That punishment is way more severe than what I'd receive from the elders!!
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tinkerbell82
dr, you've been publicly reproved and stripped of all aspartame privileges. but this is for your own good, you know. if youre sincerely repentant in your heart, jehover will forgive you, and you'll be accepted back into the flock - er, diet pop club - with open arms.
in the meantime, i'm afraid i have to shun you. i'll pray for you though!! ;) :P
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Euphemism
Well it appears that the good doctor is trying to demonstrate his repentance by eating healthy foods:
Unfortunately, instead of having a repentant attitude, he tried to debate with the judicial committee:
And so the elders decided to teach him a lesson by hanging him from the ceiling:
But he noted down their names and is going to have revenge. Go Watson!
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drwtsn32
Oh no!!! Someone I thought was a friend... someone who was teaching me how to appreciate the fine wines of the world... set up a hidden camera and captured footage of me drunk!
This person is now trying to blackmail me by threatening to give it to the elders unless I pony up $500!
What should I do?!?!
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Xandria
DR... This is a whole other side I never seen
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sens
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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drwtsn32
DR... This is a whole other side I never seen
So... does it make me more exciting and mysterious or does it make me a creep?
