Would You.....? (page 2)

sens

Oh, and men who don't respect that I refuse to hide my used sanitary products under other garbage. Heck, I'm too suseptible to germs at that time o the month, so my wise bloodied discard sits where it lands.

OMG!!!!!!!!

So, what you're asking is if we'd mind revealing the worst turn-offs we've found in people we've dated. (If you're going to write, you're just going to have to learn a certain economy of phraseology, m'dear). I suggest you read R.M. Rilke's Letters to a Young Poet. It's bound to help immeasureably.

AHEM. Yes. Well. Bad Breath is right on the top of my list. This is especially true since I usually plan on having my orabicularis oris muscles clamped rather firmly to hers for a goodly part of the evening and any hint, trace, nay - suggestion of even an off odor would bring those plans crashing down like unto Humpty Dumpty. Fresh, innocent, and even with a trace of mintyness would be just perfect now that you mention it. You DID mention it didn't you?

Alright, and bad shorts, rather skivies. New and right out of the package would be perfect. White cotton lined with lace would be just about perfect. And virginal panties as I have indicated.

I have watched in horror as my femme of the evening just past has used my deodorant in the morning, and has placed the nozzle approx. one INCH from her pit and sprayed until there was a white dot the size - I swear to God - of a dime under there. NOTE TO LADIES: Spray under there like you were spray painting a fence: 18 inches away and in small circular motions. Remember, the bacteria grow all over the place under there, not in that one selected spot. You will kill the hell out of those just there of course, but look my God at all the ones that get clean away.

And then of course, there is the piece de resistance. I suggest sitting in a warm wash tub 3/4 full of lemonade minus the sugar of course (I'll be bringing that in the form of Tupelo Honey). A nice, soft bottle brush and some lavender soap would be nice and I'll leave the technique up to you. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, remember dears, and remember one good turn deserves another.

See you in just a little while my heart and all that effort will be paid for in triplicate ravishments from head to toe - slowly, oh so slowly.

francois

Frannie Banannie

why? because any luck they might hear bout it and try and change it...whatever the prob maybe..
turn offs are: people who stink (big prob in some halls) people who dont brush their teeth& perverts. (these are just in general ...people i wouldnt date) but in people i have dated the turn offs have been: perverted behaviour (not just the odd grope), and asking me if id pose for nude pics. so really in a sense , yer it would be for their own good to learn bout things that are a turnoff.

okay, sens....now....I can see the benefits of revealing that personal hygiene can be a turnoff, but..... what if they're REALLY serious pervs at heart....and revealing what a turnoff it is causes them to merely begin to hide their "dark side".....until there's a moment they consider to be "more opportune"?

Frannie B

Frannie Banannie

Phantom... ^ 5's! Yup...those are mostly things that would turn ME off, too....

Frannie B ;>

Frannie Banannie

Oh, and men who don't respect that I refuse to hide my used sanitary products under other garbage. Heck, I'm too suseptible to germs at that time o the month, so my wise bloodied discard sits where it lands.

Panda....hon.....I doubt very seriously that you would "respect" a visual image of his discarded underwear with "golden hashmarks" on it, and a wad of sanitary toilet paper to cover your discards probably won't get you all germy, cherie...

Frannie B

Frannie Banannie

So, what you're asking is if we'd mind revealing the worst turn-offs we've found in people we've dated. (If you're going to write, you're just going to have to learn a certain economy of phraseology, m'dear). I suggest you read R.M. Rilke's Letters to a Young Poet. It's bound to help immeasureably.

hmmmm, Francois.....thanks for the "heads-up".....that's probably what helped YOU in your post....such an economy of phraseology, professor! lol

BTW, except for the excerpt on personal hygiene, Francois, looks like yer dealin' mostly with turn-ONS...heheheheh

Cheers,

Frannie B

Hamas

Never,

If my dates were no good, it was because I was stupid enough to go with them.

joannadandy

Phantom-

I decided if I was going to live a romantic comedy, I was going to write a romantic comedy).

Dude! Can I help? LOL...I've been writing short stories loosely based on my forays into the dating world. I'd LOVE to read your stuff when you get a chance to post some of it.

As for the topic at hand...I have no problem talking about past dates. It's as much a reflection on me as it is on the person I dated. I was there too, I watched it go south, I said "sure I'll go out with you" in the first place. I think dating stories and explainging (I am talking about just using general terms and stories here--not names and dates) creates a cohesiveness with our friends through shared experience cuz we have all been there, and lets potential dating partners know off the bat what just will not fly with us, or what we are looking for.

Frannie Banannie

LOL@Hamas! so.....is there a remedy for that?

Great, JoannaD....Are you goin' to package those short stories into a "Dear, Hav I. Metyuyet Find-a-Hubby Club" memoirs?

Frannie B

joannadandy

More of a "Who Let You Out to Play?"...lol...no thought of a collection yet. (More likely to get published in small chewable doses! (Not cherry flavored, nor do they leave a chalky residue!)).

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