by OnTheWayOut 22 Replies latest social humour
Why dont Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
They dont appreciate people knocking on their door uninvited.
Why does the Circuit Overseers wife never get pregnant?
Because he only comes twice a year and when he does it's on the platform.
Why does Jehovah want Anthony Morris in heaven?
Since Satan left he's had no one to kick up the ass.
I heard this made up joke long time ago by a Jehovah's Witness inside a Kingdom Hall. It's stupid and funny at the same time.
A man asks a Jehovah's Witness why they are all square. The Jehovah's Witness responds, '' We all may be square but when Armageddon comes, at least we will all be A-ROUND."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jehovah's Witnesses.
Jehovah's Witnesses who?
Are there any Jehovah's Witnesses in there? We're the big bad riot police from the bunker video!
Betheliesalot:
How do you get "new light" from an old Watchtower?
Set it on fire.
I think that is the best one.
A circuit overseer is called a C.O. (See-Oh)
His wife is sometimes called a C.O.W. which might be shortened by some to be said, "cow."
What do you call a circuut overseer's baby?
.......a "circuit breaker."
Okay so I plagiarized Teufel's joke a little...I couldn't resist:
Why does the Circuit Overseer's wife never get pregnant?
Because he only comes twice a year and when he does it's with a pillow between his legs! :):)
If you can't remember what day of the week it is without some kind of benchmark...
...you might be a Jehovah's Witness.
If you wash windows for a living, but own a $500 suit...
...you might be a Jehovah's Witness.
If little blue gnomes make you nervous...
...you might be a Jehovah's Witness.
own a $500 suit
I've seen precious few JWs who own $500, or even $250, suits.
JW window washers probably single-handedly keep the "fashion" suppliers to Value City in business.
