A FAIRY TALE....

by peaceloveharmony 21 Replies latest jw friends

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  peaceloveharmony

  A FAIRY TALE FOR THE ASSERTIVE WOMAN OF THE 21st
  CENTURY
  
  Once upon a time,
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  in a land far away,
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  a beautiful, independent,
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  self assured princess
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  happened upon a frog as she sat,
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  contemplating ecological issues
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  on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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  in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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  The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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  and said: Elegant Lady,
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  I was once a handsome prince,
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  until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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  One kiss from you, however,
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  and I will turn back
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  into the dapper, young prince that I am
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  and then, my sweet, we can marry
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  and setup housekeeping in your castle
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  with my mother,
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  where you can prepare my meals,
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  clean my clothes, bear my children,
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  and forever
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  feel grateful and happy doing so.
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  That night,
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  as the princess dined sumptuously
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  on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs
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  seasoned in a white wine
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  and onion cream sauce,
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  she chuckled and thought to herself:
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  I don't fucking think so.
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  peaceloveharmony

  got this from a friend on email, i love it

  love
  harmony
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  rem

  Haha - very funny. Loved that last line!

  rem, who tastes like chicken
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  Tina

  ((((((((harmonita))))))))))good one girl!! lol,luv,Tina
  Rem? Are you the 'other' white meat? lol

  Carl Sagan on balancing openness to new ideas with skeptical scrutiny...."if you are open to the point of gullibility and have not an ounce of skeptical sense,you cannot distinguish useful ideas from worthless ones."
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  LDH

  <<<Laughing out loud>>>
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  Julie

  *applause*

  good one PLH.

  Julie
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  unclebruce

  rebit ...
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  mommy

  Harmony,
  hahaaa I love it

  Rem,
  I am going to leave that alone, bless your heart
  wendy
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  safe4kids

  Harmony,

  ROFLMFAO!! Girl, that was too good....who rocks?? YOU ROCK!!

  See ya in chat,

  Dana

  "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
  Somebody else
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  BugEye

  ROFLMFAO

  That was brilliant absolutely %$@*@ brilliant.

  Put a big smile on my clock, thanks

  david