If you had to

Della Street

I am part of a secular buddhist group and I love it.
smiddy3

Maybe something like cofty said if a gun was pointed at my head otherwise just shoot me.
scruffmcbuff

@cofty- i wasnt aware, my answer was tounge in cheek but youve sparked my interest and will do some research.
Bungi Bill

The Reverend Harley Davidson's Church of the Righteous Hog.
Seriously, what a hell of a choice to present a person with. I reckon I would shoot myself first!