by Big Tex 50 Replies latest social humour
Instructions on growing a productive plant: Tenderly pinch nib of plant 5 times a day.Gives a new meaning to the mary quite contary how does your garden grow.
Now the Bethel CIA (AKA Service Department) is going to have to do another nefarious wanking investigation. Shame!
lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire
That'll learn'em to tinkle on a spark plug!
lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire
Do you think that experience might turn him AC/DC ?
Hmmm besides dickhead it also gives to meaning to hand job.
Hahaha that is the funniest thing I have heard all day. Thanks for brightening my day!
I've avoided this thread all day until now...and I don't know why.
I'm desperately resisting the urge to craci wise about this,
So hard
must resist
weakening
there...it's over with...
for now.....
That would make masturbation much more convienent.
Terry
Can you say Jack Handy?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
OK< I can't resist...
Instead of getting a Hard On does he get a Hard Arm?
lol so many jokes so little time
hehehehee
now geroge from seinfeld would love this. he could eat and fornicate at the same time.
